WARNING: This file contains scenes of explicit sex. If you find this type of material to be offensive, please do NOT read any further. Please do NOT make this file available to minors or those that are obviously offended by sexually explicit material. Please do NOT distribute without this warning. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Peppermint Patty Lust (C) 1993 by GALEN - Duplicate & distribute freely. I have an overwhelming attraction to girls who are tomboys, like Peppermint Patty. Based on this, here are my views on most of the Peanuts gang: If the characters were real, I'd be humping the shit out of Peppermint Patty. Everything from her reddish hair and freckles to her baggy shorts, lifestyle, attitude and voice, turns me on. She's a tomboy, and I love that. I'd like to go camping with her and enjoy the same sleeping bag. The tent would be rockin' as I put my cock in! Shit, I think I would even wear her clothes while I masturbated my hot load into her wonderfully stringy hair. Of course, she's not the only member of the Peanut's gang. There's Linus, the one with the blanket. He doesn't really care about the blanket. He's just using it to cover up the battery powered vibrating pocket-pussy that he found in his father's top dresser drawer. Those funny long ridged balloons that he has tied to the spokes of his little bike are really neat too because they make neat noises when he goes fast. There's a whole bunch of other cool stuff where the pocket-pussy was, even some funky underwear that smell like bananas and other fruit. His blanket is so cum-crusted by now, that it has no trouble maintaining it's shape when he let's go of it. Charlie Brown is so out of touch, that he usually just goes to the pumpkin patch, were he can cut the perfect hole, and fuck the great pumpkin every night. He's also been known to completely cream his bed-sheets, during some rather vivid home-run fantasies. His attraction to the little red-haired girl might come to something, if only he could figure out what to do. Getting a boner because of the picture on her lunch-box just doesn't cut it. Maybe he should ask Linus for some good advice, or see if his parents got any good magazines stashed away. At least he'd get an idea of what to go after the little red-haired girl for. Snoopy does what dogs do best. He enjoys eating, sleeping and being horny. Obviously, Patty is the most desirable thing in his life. Woodstock is too small, and his snoopy shlong would split the little bird wide open. Snoopy just doesn't have the heart to do this, and leave the little ones orphaned! There are no other beagles in the neighborhood, and Charlie Brown is just a food source. Patty is special though. She talks to him in a respectful and loving way, and she's got a pretty nice body, for a human. Besides, she smells good, as if she's always in heat! Woodstock is a mystery. The little bird is certainly attached to snoopy for some reason. Perhaps the last crumbs in the bottom of that big food dish are worth sticking around for. Maybe those worms that crawl in the moist ground where Snoopy does his business are more to the bird's liking. Snoopy doesn't seem to mind Woodstock being around. That little bird might provide an emergency meal someday, if Charlie Brown ever forgets to bring out the big food dish. Lucy doesn't do anything. That's why she's such a big mouthed bitch all the time. Her pussy's gonna grow so tight, she won't be able to piss right! She's going to be a relentless, self-serving, egotistical tease. It is unlikely that she'll experience sex before she dies, which will probably be a long time in coming. She'll acquire seventeen cats and sit around doing crossword puzzles and eating cat food all day long. Video-taped reruns of the Home Shoppers Channel and The People's Court will provide continued companionship well into her old age. It's too bad her mouth isn't as tight as her snatch! Schroeder's only interest is in the fortune that he somehow thinks he can make with his piano. One good thing that can be said for him is that his music will probably always keep him from becoming interested in Lucy. Otherwise, he'd end up with a severely mangled cock as a result of one of her PMS tantrums. One shouldn't be fooled by his apparent innocence though, because he has something going on in the closet when he's not busy playing his music. Nobody sees much of Pig-Pen because he is into personal scatology in the privacy of his own bathroom, however, the evidence lingers with him in a most ominous fashion. I suspect that he might have a secret affair going on with Schroeder, but nobody wants to follow him close enough to find out! Sally is going to have a bright future. She has a crush on this yellow- skinned brat named Bart, from another neighborhood. After showing her his never-ending, always-filling pacifier, she's been sucking herself to sleep every night. Marcie's got it made! She found out what riding her bike on a cobblestone road feels like. This led to experimentation with anything that fit. Bananas, cucumbers, carrots and even Charlie Brown's old baseball bat, were just the beginning for this chick. She spends most of her time admiring the firm asses and tits of her fellow tennis players. A sweaty game with Peppermint Patty proved to be quite revealing one day, when they made out in the shower room. Now they're the best of friends and make-out quite often. Sometimes they can be found making love in the woods, grinding their bushes into each other's face, while trying not to fall off of the log they happen to be on. Patty's got the most potential for a perfect sex life. She definitely has the hottest body and wears the best clothes. She's as pure and natural as they come. She doesn't use make-up and never tries to show off. She doesn't have to, because she's already more than any man or woman could ever want. After considering the alternatives, if I were Patty, I'd probably choose snoopy. Her friend Marcie could join in, and make a threesome of it. Marcie and Patty have had some really hot experiences together, and I'm sure that she would enjoy the throbbing excitement of snoopy's raging readiness! His big red house should easily accommodate all three. Patty is great. She is omni-sexual. She will do almost anything that pleases, and somehow manages to keep a straight head on her shoulders. She knows what she likes, and she certainly knows where to get it. Patty is quite sophisticated in her own way, and you'll never see her with just anyone. If you happen to be that lucky person, (or one of snoopy's many friends), you won't be disappointed in this most excellent young lady. Peppermint Patty Lust (C) 1993 by GALEN - Duplicate & distribute freely.